Thank you, Hater

I’m glad “professional nonsense peddler” Isabel Fay took the effort to make this so that the rest of us can stick it up on our web spaces with a personalised line like, “What she said.”

“Well hello friend, Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little YouTube clip! [or blog]
Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful,
But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater. Well, they’re just jealous.
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills, I can’t deny.
How will we know, if you don’t tell us,
We could improve our YouTube channels [or blogs] by “fucking off and dying”?

Some might say you are a
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you, beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don’t upload things
You know we’d be too dazzled by your cinematic vision.
But you’re there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus, but while wanking like a gibbon.

I’m really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would.
We are like *that*; I really get you.
You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”.

You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”,
But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn’t do funny,
But you’d fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line! You lovely honey!
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I’ll join the queue!

Some might say you’re a
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn’t for you, my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that you’re so vain,
But this song is all about you.