A La Modi

There’s an interview with Narendra Modi in the Wall Street Journal. Tangentially, Narendra Modi has apparently been dubbed NaMo by people on Twitter, thereby having something in common with JLo and KJo. More distressingly, I keep seeing NaMo and thinking of NaNoWriMo. This is not really the kind of word association I needed for either “novel” or “Narendra Modi”. Anyway, so this interview with WSJ is interesting because Modi isn’t known for giving interviews and because most of the time, there’s a beautiful disconnect between the question and the answer. So, for example, when he’s asked whether Gujarat’s electricity reforms can be a model for the rest of India, he says it was “God” who is responsible for Gujarat’s electrification and that “All the states of India felt that this should be replicated in their states too.” Which doesn’t really answer the question. That Indian states can feel is a revelation in itself, but setting that aside, the point is, Modi doesn’t answer the question. When asked if India should follow Gujarat as a model for electrification, his answer is that he was chosen by God and therefore was able to bring electricity to Gujarat. That’s neither an affirmative nor negative response to the question.

The gem in the WSJ interview, however, is Modi’s explanation for malnutrition.

WSJ: Gujarat’s malnutrition rates are persistently high. What are you doing to combat this?

Modi: Gujarat is by and large a vegetarian state. And secondly, Gujarat is also a middle-class state. The middle-class is more beauty conscious than health conscious – that is a challenge. If a mother tells her daughter to have milk, they’ll have a fight. She’ll tell her mother, “I won’t drink milk. I’ll get fat.” We will try to get a drastic change in this. Gujarat is going to come up as a model in this also. I can’t make any big claims, because I don’t have a survey in front of me yet.

Now we know. It’s figure-consciousness that leads to malnutrition. He’s one step away from putting the blame on supermodels seen in foreign fashion magazines and television shows because they brainwash the impressionable youth of rural Gujarat with foreign ideals of beauty. Hey, they have, with the grace of God, got electricity in Gujarat. They can get cable tv.

Also, interestingly, it seems Modi has something in common with the average three-year-old — he refers to himself in the third person.

WSJ: Your critics say you should apologize for the 2002 riots. Why won’t you?

Modi: One only has to ask for forgiveness if one is guilty of a crime. If you think it’s such a big crime, why should the culprit be forgiven? Just because Modi is a chief minister, why should he be forgiven? I think Modi should get the biggest punishment possible if he is guilty. And the world should know there isn’t any tolerance for these kind of political leaders.

EDITED TO ADD: Wall Street Journal has pre-empted Modi saying his answer to the question about malnutrition was edited to make him sound idiotic by putting up his answer in its entirety.

“We are the first state in the country to raise the issue of malnutrition. It came to our mind that Gujarat is by and large a vegetarian state. And secondly, Gujarat is also a middle-class state. The middle class is more beauty conscious than health conscious – that is a challenge. If a mother tells her daughter to have milk, they’ll have a fight. She’ll tell her mother, ‘I won’t drink milk. I’ll get fat.’ They have money but she’s beauty conscious, she’s not health conscious. So being a middle-class state is also a problem for me. A large segment of the population in my state is middle-class. Second is vegetarianism.

“So a lot needs to be explained to both the beauty conscious and the health conscious. We have to request to them that there should be a good nutritional situation. We gave a budget of 700 crore rupees ($126 million). But these things are such that you see a sudden change in a child after the age of 13-14 years. They grow up so fast – from zero to 13 you don’t come to know how they got so big. So we are going through that stage.

“Even after a lot of improvement – we still have to measure (malnutrition), conduct surveys. Until that is done, this perception will remain. But I’m quite confident. We will try to get a drastic change in this. Just as we’ve become a model in the electricity sector, Gujarat is going to come up as a model in this also. I can’t make any big claims, because I don’t have a survey in front of me yet.”

So now malnutrition is not only a problem caused by an obsession with body image, but also a problem of the affluent middle class. Good to know.

 

A Fish By Any Other Name

Because some conversations were meant to be transcribed…

 

Basa in a bucket. Click to see the website (which has much basa-related info) from where I nicked this image.

A: “This fish, this basa, it’s quite popular here in Bombay, isn’t it?”
B: “I suppose so.”
C: “In Kolkata, people will only eat bekti. No one will eat basa.”
B: “They’re very different kinds of fish. I’m not sure one can equate the two, if you know what I mean.”
A: “I’ve see a basa. It looks like tilapia.”
C: “Swordfish have pointy snouts. Like this.” (B makes a steeple of fingers and thrusts said steeple heavenwards.)
B: “Umm…”
A: “Basa looks black-ish. It’s like tilapia. I’ve seen it.”
B: “I thought it was white-ish. But I’m not sure.”
C: “There’s also magur, rui, aar, topshe, mackerel.”
A: “No, it’s black. I’ve seen it. It belongs to the catfish family. It’s a farmed fish.”
C: “You can make bharta with tilapia. It tastes very good.”
B: “Ummm…”
A: “Asia also has that other fish. What’s it called again? You know, that small one.” (looks at C) “What was it? Remember, we had it in that place.”
C: “Rawas is the same as rui. But with surmai you can make steak, fish steak of course.”
A: “That’s it. Garoupa. Excellent fish. Smally and very tasty.”
C: “Of course, there’s the tilapia jhol, the simplest preparation. It’s watery but a classic. Lake Market has excellent quality of fish.”
A: “Indonesians love garoupa.”
C: “The fish in Tel Aviv should be good.”
A: “In America, tilapia has become very popular. You get tilapia steak.”
C: “Aar is also a lovely fish. Lake Market had some excellent quality aar the other day. We don’t get sardines though, not the real sardines. B, I’ll give you the recipe. Don’t worry.”
B: “Sorry, what recipe?”
C: “The tilapia bharta, of course.”
A: “Chidambaram says he wants to reduce EMIs, did you read?”

(NOTE: 
Magurruiaartopshe and surmai are all varieties of fish.
Lake Market is a wet market in Kolkata.
Bharta is a style of cooking that involves smoking and roasting. I think.)

Block Party

weep

Ok, this is weird. And ridiculous.

I can’t access any WordPress.com blog from home. Neither can I open up the window for a new post or access any support forums. I’ve cleared the cache and tried different browsers, but no luck. All I can do is log in. If I try to see any WordPress.com blog or access my Dashboard or hit “New Post”,  the notification I get is that the server couldn’t be contacted and that I should check my connection. Which I would do if it wasn’t for the fact that I can open any and every other website.

In case you thought the Indian government is attempt to censor my incredibly significant pontifications, it’s not impossible since WordPress.com is in the list of domains from which specific sites/pages have been blocked by the Indian government. Blogspot.com, Typepad.com and Twitter.com are others. These are among the list of 309 that the Indian government believes recently spread rumours about violence and drove people from various states of North East India to flee Bengaluru. (As in, they’re people who were living and working in Bengaluru but list one of the North Eastern Indian states as their “native place”. When there were reports of Muslims being killed in Assam, panic resulted in some parts of India, like in Bengaluru, that revenge would be exacted on those who look like they’re from North East India, thus leading to an exodus.) The reason the government is wagging its finger at social media networking is because a few news websites picked up on this post from Pakistan’s The Tribune. If you’re in India, you probably can’t see that link because it’s among the sites/pages blocked by the Indian government. Despite the fact that it actually points out the truth from the photoshopped and wrongly-captioned photographs. Clearly, there doesn’t really need to be any logic governing the government’s decisions.

The question of whether or not one still has access seems to depend largely upon the ISP. Apparently, Airtel has blocked Youtube.com in its entirety in some cities (Bengaluru, I think, is one of them). If you want a neat analysis of what’s going on with the Indian government and its policy towards the internet, click here. So far, I can access WordPress.com from work, like now. This means a) I do less real work, and b) I don’t really have the time at work to write out stuff like notes from shows and basically anything that requires a modicum of thought. Work is not conducive to thinking. This also means that in all likelihood, the reason I can’t post from home is that the ISP for my home connection (good ole Tata) is judiciously keeping me from posting new posts. A friend of mine who has a Reliance connection was able to open up the “New Post” window without any trouble, which is quite a reversal from when Reliance blocked Vimeo but Tata subscribers were blissfully unaffected. That’ll teach me to feel smug. Meanwhile, the government has just announced that it hasn’t blocked any Twitter accounts, except if you try to see the profiles of any of the blocked Twitter accounts, this line appears:

This site has been blocked as per instructions from Department of Telecom (DOT) .

The red isn’t my touch. That’s the colour chosen by the DoT. Incidentally, I don’t get any such officious announcement for trying to reach this blog, which probably means that I’m not considered a threat to national peace by the government but regardless, Tata and Vodafone think it’s best I don’t hold forth.

A couple of people I follow on Twitter have changed their profile pictures to a black square that has “Emergency 2012″ written on it. Once upon a time, people speechified, published pamphlets, took to the streets, encountered policement and went to jail in their revolutionary fervour. In our times, sending an SMS, updating a status message on Facebook, tweeting and knowing the meaning of things like VPN is badass. The age of the geeks really truly is here.

Given my neanderthal understanding of technology, the government of India’s decision recent tendency to stumble around the internet like Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is worrying. I don’t know how to get past blocks and whatnot. If something isn’t freely accessible, then chances are I won’t be able to access it. This is why I wailed to pretty much anyone who cared to listen that not being able to load the link titled “New Post” felt like being forced to retire. One friend responded with, “So retire. You’ve been blogging forever. Maybe it’s time to stop and, I don’t know, write your novel in the time that you’d waste on the blog.”

I really need to stop hanging around sensible people.

EDITED TO ADD:

Everyone, give Joji Thomas Philip a round of applause for this article in which he not only writes about the blocked websites and Twitter accounts (I believe the government made a statement that no directives had been issued to block any Twitter handles), but he also has scans of the orders issued. The scans list all the objectionable URLs. I’m waiting for some bureaucrat or politician to point out that the directives say that only the specified URLs should be blocked and not “the main website”. So what if certain You Tube videos have been listed because of the comments in them?

Also, having seen there are a few WordPress.com blogs in that list, now I’m certain that Tata is being lazy/overzealous and blocking access to WordPress.com in general. Grr.

Separated at Birth

Ever noticed the facial resemblance between Raj Thackeray, politician and leader of the Right-wing political party, MNS

Raj Thackery at Azad Maidan today

and

Chunky Pandey, Bollywood actor and hero from the 1980s, who is also rumoured to be extremely popular in Bangladesh

Chunky Pandey

Though, if we’re really striving for accuracy, then it must be admitted that while he was speechifying at Azad Maidan, Thackeray actually looked like the love child of Chunky Pandey and Vinod Khanna in Dayavan. The jaw was definitely Vinod Khanna.

Speaking of Vinod Khanna, in his youth, he was known for being the buff hottie of Bollywood. Much like Salman Khan is known for his rippling muscles (which, a friend tells me, are the stuff of post-production special effects. In reality, Khan is apparently rather flabby), Khanna was once Bollywood’s stud. Earlier this title belonged to Sunil Dutt, who would often be required to take off his shirt in films to make hormones bubble. For example in Mera Saaya, in the middle of a trial in court, Dutt has to whip off his shirt because a crucial twist in the tale pivots upon a mole he has on his back. By the time it was Khanna’s time, in addition to the movies, the concept of photo shoots for film magazines had come into play, resulting in images like this:

Nicked from metromasti.com, as the watermark reveals.

The first time I saw this photo, I thought they’d taken a picture of him while he was clipping his toenails. Then I saw the shoe. Not that the shoe being present or absent helps explain anything about the photo.

You may now return to your regular programming.

Gallery-wallah

The backlog of art posts is growing, again. I’ve made vague vows of writing some of it today and these vows, like most vows, will be broken because this evening I plan to be at a friend’s house, away from the computer and wholly employed in the act of devouring a four-legged beast that has been cooked to perfection. Ages back, someone said on Twitter, possibly inspired by William Watson Purkey, “You’ve got to blog like there’s no one reading.” I thought that was the most rubbish and irresponsible bit of advice I’ve ever come across but I do remember that line every time I write or think about an art post. Because if there’s anything I write as though there’s no one reading, then it’s an art post since I know almost no one is interested in it. But I persist. If I make it to an art show, I will eventually write it up. Eventually.

Someone asked me the other day why I go to see art shows. I blinked and said that I didn’t understand the question. This person asked me if I went to galleries to see shows because I knew I’d see something I like. I replied that it’s rarely that I love what I see in a gallery.  ”Then why?” my problematic conversation partner asked. “It’s not like it’s your job or anything. So what do you get out of it?”

It sounds like Neanderthal-speak translated to English, but it’s actually a bloody good question. Galleries are unfriendly spaces that mostly seek to intimidate. The work in them is rarely easily accessible and sometimes, what you see is decidedly bollocks or worse, completely unmemorable. So why go?

While wasting time at work, I came across this piece by Mark Mann. It’s not new but it seemed rather pertinent to my recent conversation. Voila, some selected excerpts.

I often find myself wanting to respond to art using my tongue, or the soft skin of my wrists, or a Sharpie or a hammer. But none of that is acceptable. Even napping is unacceptable at an art gallery. Eventually, you just walk away.  …

The fact is, nobody knows what art is or why people make it. This is blatantly disturbing. Some say the function of art is to generate conversation—an unpleasant thought. I’m not sure we want to put art in the same category as skin disease and Carl Winslow: things to talk about on the internet. …

This is why so many of us have a bad time at galleries: we try to make art Interesting when we should just let it be weird. Art should never be Interesting. Wikipedia is Interesting. Nightmares are Interesting. But to feign Interest in other people’s art is just smug. Don’t be so fond and fatherly about it. …

The real reason to go to an art gallery is to witness a small number of people elaborate publicly on their own confused striving, beyond explanation or accountability or compromise. …

As you look at a piece of art, try to think of the artist as a friend, one who mails you covert recordings of her other friends, or who watches a movie you like in her private time just because you mentioned it once. Now you’ve come to a party and she keeps passing you disconcertingly lurid notes. Maybe it wouldn’t happen like that in real life, but reality isn’t our concern here. Reality has trees and underpasses; a gallery is full of people chasing trails. …

While I don’t entirely agree with Mann, I do love the part where he writes about art “in the same category as skin disease”.

Posted in Art

Word

A glimpse at the front page of the newspapers this morning: Ex-chief minister of Maharashtra is dead, Mamata Banerjee accuses judiciary of corruption, the President of India cautions against “endemic” protest, a pregnant woman loses her child after she is beaten by a family (not her own) in the middle of a busy road…

Happy independence day indeed.

On the plus side, there won’t be a newspaper tomorrow so we’re spared more depressing news. For at least 24 hours. If you don’t watch the news on tv. Then again, they don’t actually have news on tv. They have screaming matches.

Anyway, it seems far more fitting to quote from the remarkable and admirable Maria Alyokhina and Nadezhda Tolokonnikova’s closing statements. You should read the statements by all three of the Pussy Riot ladies. I’m only putting up excerpts here (many of which made me think of India and rue that there isn’t anyone like these women here). Their words give me goosebumps. I have to admit, when I first saw the clip of their performance (right after they were detained), I thought it was somewhat ridiculous. They looked almost cartoonish in their brightly-coloured dresses and masks, waving limbs around like unselfconscious kids. A friend watched it with me and said, “This is what Putin is scared of? Why is he even bothering?” If Maria Alyokhina’s feistiness during their “so-called” trial wasn’t enough,  the closing statements by all three shows why they are more than worthy opponents.

Pussy Riot in the Cathedral of Christ the Saviour

Maria Alyokhina:

Our schooling, which is where the personality begins to form in a social context, effectively ignores any particularities of the individual. There is no “individual approach,” no study of culture, of philosophy, of basic knowledge about civic society. Officially, these subjects do exist, but they are still taught according to the Soviet model. And as a result, we see the marginalization of contemporary art in the public consciousness, a lack of motivation for philosophical thought, and gender stereotyping. The concept of the human being as a citizen gets swept away into a distant corner.

The consequence of the process I have just described is ontological humility, existential humility, socialization. To me, this transition, or rupture, is noteworthy in that, if approached from the point of view of Christian culture, we see that meanings and symbols are being replaced by those that are diametrically opposed to them. Thus one of the most important Christian concepts, Humility, is now commonly understood not as a path towards the perception, fortification, and ultimate liberation of Man, but on the contrary as an instrument for his enslavement.

In jail, as in our country as a whole, everything is designed to strip man of his individuality, to identify him only with his function, whether that function is that of a worker or a prisoner. The strict framework of the daily schedule in prison (you get used to it quickly) resembles the framework of daily life that everyone is born into.

In this framework, people begin to place high value on meaningless trifles. In prison these trifles are things like a tablecloth or plastic dishes that can only be procured with the personal permission of the head warden. Outside prison, accordingly, you have social status, which people also value a great deal. This has always been surprising to me. Another element [of this process] is becoming aware of this government functioning as a performance, a play. That in reality turns into chaos. The surface-level organization of the regime reveals the disorganization and inefficiency of most of its activities. And it’s obvious that this doesn’t lead to any real governance. On the contrary, people start to feel an ever-stronger sense of being lost—including in time and space. In jail and all over the country, people don’t know where to turn with this or that question. That’s why they turn to the boss of the jail. And outside the prison, correspondingly, they go to Putin, the top boss.

I believe that we are being accused by people without memory. Many of them have said, “He is possessed by a demon and insane. Why do you listen to Him?” These words belong to the Jews who accused Jesus Christ of blasphemy. They said, “We are . . . stoning you . . . for blasphemy.” [John 10:33] Interestingly enough, it is precisely this verse that the Russian Orthodox Church uses to express its opinion about blasphemy. This view is certified on paper, it’s attached to our criminal file. Expressing this opinion, the Russian Orthodox Church refers to the Gospels as static religious truth. The Gospels are no longer understood as revelation, which they have been from the very beginning, but rather as a monolithic chunk that can be disassembled into quotations to be shoved in wherever necessary—in any of its documents, for any of their purposes. The Russian Orthodox Church did not even bother to look up the context in which “blasphemy” is mentioned here—that in this case, the word applies to Jesus Christ himself.

I would like to point out that very similar methods were used during the trial of the poet [Joseph] Brodsky. His poems were defined as “so-called” poems; the witnesses for the prosecution hadn’t actually read them—just as a number of the witnesses in our case didn’t see the performance itself and only watched the clip online. Our apologies, it seems, are also being defined by the collective prosecuting body as “so-called” apologies. Even though this is offensive. And I am overwhelmed with moral injury and psychological trauma. Because our apologies were sincere. I am sorry that so many words have been uttered and you all still haven’t understood this. Or it is calculated deviousness when you talk about our apologies as insincere. I don’t know what you still need to hear from us. But for me this trial is a “so-called” trial. And I am not afraid of you. I am not afraid of falsehood and fictitiousness, of sloppily disguised deception, in the verdict of the so-called court.

Because all you can deprive me of is “so-called” freedom. This is the only kind that exists in Russia. But nobody can take away my inner freedom.

Nadezhda Tolokonnikova: 

I am amazed that truth really does triumph over deception. Despite the fact that we are physically here, we are freer than everyone sitting across from us on the side of the prosecution. We can say anything we want and we say everything we want. The prosecution can only say what they are permitted to by political censorship. They can’t say “punk prayer,” “Our Lady, Chase Putin Out,” they can’t utter a single line of our punk prayer that deals with the political system.

Perhaps they think that it would be good to put us in prison because we speak out against Putin and his regime. They don’t say so, because they aren’t allowed to. Their mouths are sewn shut. Unfortunately, they are only here as dummies.

A human being is a creature that is always in error, never perfect. She quests for wisdom, but cannot possess it; this is why philosophy was born.

“You are not sincere,” they said to us. Too bad. Do not judge us according to your behavior. We spoke sincerely, as we always do—we said what we thought. We were unbelievably childlike, naïve in our truth, but nonetheless we are not sorry for our words, and this includes our words on that day. And having been maligned, we do not want to malign others in response. We are in desperate circumstances, but we do not despair. We are persecuted, but we have not been abandoned. It is easy to degrade and destroy people who are open, but “When I am weak, then I am strong.”

Katya, Masha and I may be in prison, but I do not consider us defeated. Just as the dissidents were not defeated; although they disappeared into mental institutions and prisons, they pronounced their verdict upon the regime. The art of creating the image of an epoch does not know winners or losers. It was the same with the OBERIU poets, who remained artists until the end, inexplicable and incomprehensible. Purged in 1937, Alexander Vvedensky wrote, “The incomprehensible pleases us, the inexplicable is our friend.”

“The inexplicable is our friend”: the highbrow and refined works of the OBERIU poets and their search for thought on the edge of meaning were finally embodied when they paid with their lives, which were taken by the senseless and inexplicable Great Terror. Paying with their lives, these poets unintentionally proved that they were right to consider irrationality and senselessness the nerves of their era. Thus, the artistic became an historical fact. The price of participation in the creation of history is immeasurably great for the individual. But the essence of human existence lies precisely in this participation. To be a beggar, and yet to enrich others. To have nothing, but to possess all.

Have you forgotten under what circumstances Stephen, the disciple of the Apostles, concluded his earthly life?  “Then they secretly induced men to say, ‘We have heard him speak blasphemous words against Moses and against God.’ And they stirred up the people, the elders and the scribes, and they came up to him and dragged him away and brought him before the Council. They put forward false witnesses who said, ‘This man incessantly speaks against this holy place and the Law.” [Acts 6:11-13] He was found guilty and stoned to death. I also hope that you all remember well how the Jews answered Christ: “It is not for good works that we are going to stone you but for blasphemy.” [John 10:33] And finally we would do well to keep in mind the following characterization of Christ: “He is demon-possessed and raving mad.” [John 10:20]

A judgement is expected on August 17.

Blah

You know what we really, really didn’t need at this moment? Pallavi Purkayastha’s rapist murderer to be a Muslim man from Jammu and Kashmir. Unfortunately, that’s precisely what has happened. The guilty security guard, who has confessed, is 22 year-old Sajjad Ahmed Mughal. His native place, as we Indians like to term it, is the town of Uri in Baramulla district, in the state of Jammu and Kashmir. Look at the comments in The Times of India and — maybe I’m losing my mind — the ignorance of the commenters is morbidly funny. How do you take someone seriously when they write things like,

“One thing i would like to share with all readers that it seems that all started with lust. Where a rich woman in India can keep or stay with a young man with so called live in relationship to satisfy her body needs where a poor man like this Pathan in India has to do this forcefully. This guy is illiterate thus did such crime which led him to kill her eventually. So India government must find a solution to remove poverty & get it’s jawans educated & girls must consider this is poor country they should wear & stay according to our own culture rather than westerners to prevent from such happenings until government really get those people out who have been living under poverty line.”

Except of course “Dunichand”, who wrote this comment, takes himself plenty seriously. That’s when the black humour recedes and despair rushes in. To quote 4 Non Blondes, “What’s going on?”

Then, as if this wasn’t bad enough, a rally organised on Saturday by a Muslim organisation called Raza Academy to protest the killing of Muslims in Assam and Myanmar turned into a riot. An auto-wallah told me today, “When Anna came, there wasn’t a riot. But the Muslims get together, and there’s buses being burnt. It just shows they’re violent people.” Of course. But you don’t jump to the conclusion that Hindus are maniacs when the Shiv Sena or MNS lads come and threaten the cabbies and auto-drivers that are not Maharashtrian. “They’re different. Hindus are basically peaceful.”

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to get into these conversations. It’s also bizarre that while buses were being burnt in south Mumbai, the rest of the city chugged along peacefully. People in my office were glued to some wrestling event that frankly looked more like gay p0rn than sport. The fact that the soundtrack to the contest was a choir of male groans didn’t help.

But I digress. The point is that recent events in the city all seem to suggest the universe is lining up the ducks for Narendra Modi to become even more popular than he already is, which is a truly depressing thought. I imagine this is what it looks like inside Modi’s head at the moment:

 

 

On a different note, this is from the comments posted in The Times of India‘s website, in response to one of the older articles about Pallavi Purkayastha’s murder.  

Mohammed (Hyderabad)

Women should know that men feel very low when scolded by women especially they should take care of this. Small things in life can make a lot of difference we have to think a lot of our action. No defense for the murderer he could have left the job killing I not the solution patience is.

Anitha (Varanasi) to Mohammed

what do you think mohammed ji about men? some special creation of god where they feel low when scolded by females. what about females who are raped and teased and murdered at the will of men? men have the license to do what ever you feel like doing and female should be submissive? wah !people like you are capable of doing this murder

sul (Chamanpur) to Anitha

pls scold and tease me i wont feel low

 

As the Romans said, carpe diem.

And because this is all really turning into the black hole of fun, I’m going put up some completely-unrelated photos of graffiti in Bandra. Some uncomplicated, cheerful images is just what the doctor ordered.

Man and graffiti boy

 

And then Catholics wrinkle their noses at condoms….

 

Deewar on deewar (That Amitabh Bachchan pose is taken from his film titled Deewar, which is the Hindi word for ‘wall’.)

 

Fishy

 

Heads up

 

Anarkali in Bandra

 

 

Rest in peace

This is not a cheery post. (Leo, you have been warned.)

It’s 3.04am and Janmashtami is now officially over. There were three handi within a stone’s throw of my house this year. The handi is a clay pot filled with buttermilk. It’s a critical part of Janmashtami celebrations. Janmashtami is the day when we say happy birthday to Krishna, the blue god who has tales of mischief from his youth and grows up to be one helluva Machiavellian character. Instead of cake, Krishna’s birthday is marked by a handi that dangles from a great height. A group of boys, known as govinda or govinda pathak, form a human pyramid to reach the handi and break it. This results in buttermilk pouring over one and all, in the manner of a champagne fountain. Obviously a crowd gathers and cheers. It’s loud, accompanied by music played on loud speakers and dangerous for the chaps doing the climbing and building. After the handi has been broken, the govinda get on a truck and go cruising about while making a racket. Most govinda teams are sponsored by political parties. You can tell which party sponsored the group from their t-shirts and the flags they wave. There’s also mad traffic and a small degree of mayhem since the streets are overrun with adrenalised young men, many of whom are sticky post buttermilk-drenching. It’s not pretty. You’d think living in a predominantly Christian neighbourhood would spare you the trauma of handi breakage and its associated mayhem. I did. Sadly, this year, it seems my building is at the centre of the Bermuda triangle of handi. On the plus side, one of them had an all-girl govinda team, which is a first for me. The other benefit of this pagan jollity is that it becomes pretty much impossible to leave the house so I worked from home.

Today, though, I wouldn’t have minded getting out and the hell away from everything.

The story of Krishna’s birth is a gory one. Krishna was born to Vasudeva and Devaki. Devaki was the princess of Mathura and sister to the king, Kansa. Kansa was learned there was a prophecy that Devaki’s eighth son would kill him so he imprisoned Vasudeva and Devaki. The story goes that Devaki became pregnant eight times while in jail. The last two children were smuggled out and would grow up to be Balaram and Krishna. Kansa killed the other six by throwing the infants against the wall of Vasudeva and Devaki’s prison cell. It makes my spine curl to think of that prison cell, of Devaki living with that blood-stained wall. The thought of that cell saddened me even when I was told the story as a child but the horror of it really sank in later, when I became a little more knowledgeable about sex. I asked my mother once, “How could she do it? How could she bear to have sex, bear to even risk having a child, with that wall so near her?” It’s one of the few times that I’ve managed to render my mother speechless. Surely Kansa murdered those infants in the cell because he hoped that their deaths would haunt the imprisoned couple and keep them from making more babies? What kind of a man was Vasudeva that he kept having sex with Devaki? Was Devaki raped? She must have begged Vasudeva to not put her through another pregnancy, she must have begged the prison guards for help. How did everyone ignore her? How did anyone ignore that wall or Devaki?

An autorickshaw just purred its way past my house. There’s the sound of white noise in my ear — I was careless with the earbud — but I can hear the quiet hum of the neighbours’ air conditioners. A few streets away, some mongrels are having a conversation. Now the deep swoosh of a car and the murmur of leaves unsettled by the wind. Right now, if I heard some screaming, some thuds and then my doorbell rang, what would I do?

Night before last, at approximately 1.30am, Pallavi Purkayastha was killed by one of the guards stationed in her building. He hit her, raped her, stabbed her, slit her throat and left her to die once he was done. From the blood stains, you can tell that the bleeding Pallavi came out of her house, stumbled to the doors of the neighbouring flats. This seems to have happened between the stabbing and the slitting. Her blood stains are on at least one neighbour’s, Mr. K.T. Shah’s, doorbell. That neighbour says he heard nothing.

Here’s what I imagine:

It’s 1.30am. Mr. Shah hears thuds and screams. He thinks the young couple that lives next door is probably playing a video game, the inconsiderate bastards.

Or maybe he sleeps early, is a sound sleeper and didn’t hear any noise from next door.

Then the doorbell rings. Once. He looks at his mobile phone. It’s almost 1.45am. The doorbell rings again. He wonders who’s at the door at this hour. He looks out of his peephole. There’s a girl there, a young girl, the one who lives next door. She’s saying something, looking over her shoulder. He can hear her, he can see the fear in her. Is that blood?

Does Mr. Shah freeze in horror at the sight of the raped and beaten Pallavi?
Does he dither, unsure of whether he should open the door to her? Does he imagine a situation where he’s being asked uncomfortable questions because he helped a mysteriously hurt girl? Is he afraid that he’ll be blamed for her bloodied state?
Does he see the guard drag the injured Pallavi  — she’s screaming now. Screaming loudly, desperately. That’s why the guard slits her throat. She’s screaming and screaming — back to her flat? The flat with which Mr. Shah shares a wall. Is Mr. Shah scared that the guard will come after Mr. Shah if he opens the door? Does he want to call the police? Perhaps he doesn’t know what the number for the police. Perhaps all he can think of are the American shows he watches, in which people call 911.
How does Mr. Shah feel when the screaming suddenly stops?
Does he go back to sleep?

Or maybe Mr. Shah had taken a sleeping pill. Maybe the other three neighbours on the floor had all taken a hefty dose of Mr. Shah’s sleeping pill. Maybe that’s why no one realised there was a woman being raped and killed on their floor.
The only commonality between Devaki and Pallavi is that no one heard either of them. There were no saviours.

It’s 3.30am. Only the airconditioners keep humming. Even the mongrels have quietened. I’m still awake. I wonder if Mr. Shah is.

Backlog: Katho Upanishad by Ashish Avikunthak

By the time April sets in, the best of the art shows are usually over and it’s “slow season”. If summer is slow then monsoon, particularly the months of July and August, should probably be termed is the “barely-moving season”. (And this is when I’m struggling with backlogs. What the hell will I do come September? Gulp.) Come to think of it, things are more active now than they used to be. I remember a lot of galleries actually used to shut shop for the summer months and came out of hibernation around end-August or early-September. These days, the shows that are on may not be scorchers or by particularly well-known artists, but at least there’s something to see and often, it’s not entirely without promise.

For example, Chatterjee & Lal was showing a video by Ashish Avikunthak for most of last month (if not all of it). While Avikunthak isn’t precisely a poster boy, he’s a well-respected name among those whirling in the art circles. Some of his work had been screened at the same gallery about two years ago (this is a scavenged post about that show) and I really, really liked what I saw. It was such a pleasure to see video work that was technically sound and wasn’t simply bad/amateur cinema masquerading as art. Consequently, I had high hopes for Avikunthak’s show, Katho Upanishad. 

I wonder whether it’s good or bad to walk into a show with high expectations. On one hand, they’re high, which means the work has to pack some serious punch to impress the viewer. If it doesn’t, then the disappointment the viewer feels is crushing, like how I felt when I walked into see Minam Apang’s most recent solo. For someone who didn’t see and adore the works she’d shown before, the exhibition may have been passably interesting. I thought it was dreadful. (Come to think of it, that was also at Chatterjee & Lal. Hm.) However, the flip side of high expectations is that I have more patience. I’m more tolerant of self-indulgence, which is a recurring feature in contemporary art.

So when I started watching Katho Upanishad, a three-channel video installation, I was prepared for the work to be slow, meditative and bereft of a climax in the traditional sense. The film is more than an hour long. Sitting in the gallery, you see three large screens. On the extreme right is an urban scene. It shows a wide road in India that has a fair amount of traffic on it. In the middle, walking on a divider and looking straight at the camera, is a man. While he walks forward, the traffic is moving in reverse. On the extreme left is a screen that shows a forest scene. The same man who is walking in circles. He is wearing a dhoti and roaming around said forest. He finds a pool, steps in, raises his arms to do a pranaam and then the visual loops back to him walking around the trees and shrubs. Both these videos reminded me of Johnnie Walker whisky’s tag line “Keep Walking”.  It suddenly makes sense why I don’t have a job writing about art, doesn’t it? Anyway, the action, if one can call it that, takes place in the middle screen where Avikunthak has two actors enact the dialogue between Yama and Nachiketa, known as Katha Upanishad or Kathoupanishad.

The particular upanishad is not an obscure one. If anything, it’s probably among the most translated of Hindu scriptures. At the heart of Nachiketa’s story is the notion of a god in dialogue with a boy. Not a grown man, but a boy. And the god is compelled to answer questions that he doesn’t want to, simply because of the boy’s persistence. Here’s the story briefly: Nachiketa’s father was performing some ritual sacrifice which involved him giving away his possessions. Nachiketa notices that the cows his father is donating are on their last legs, which suggests Nachiketa’s father was cheating and following the instructions word for word rather than in the true spirit of the sacrifice. Being an annoying teenager, Nachiketa goes to his father and says he too is his father’s possession so to whom will his father give Nachiketa? Father ignores him twice (I think. May have been once) and when Nachiketa comes back with the same question, his father says, “I’m giving you to Yama.” Yama is the god of death and keeper of secrets and not the person to whom one would traditionally send any member of your family (unless you dislike them, presumably). Obediently Nachiketa trots up to Yama’s doorstep. Yama, however, isn’t home and returns three days later to find the boy. He turns out to be much nicer than his reputation and offers the boy three boons. Nachiketa’s first wish is that his father forgive him and accept him when they meet in the afterlife. Check. Then he asks Yama how to attain immortality and finally he asks about life after death. Yama isn’t particularly willing to give up this knowledge. This is the stuff, after all, that distinguishes god from man. However, ultimately he spills the beans. Though not necessarily in a form that will turn any of us reading the dialogue into gods.

All of which goes to show the following:

a) Nachiketa’s daddy was not really a very good sage
b) No wonder the gods left Earth. Imagine going out for a vacation and returning to find a kid on your doorstep that you can’t send back home.
c) Nachiketa probably wasn’t your usual pimply teenager. If he was in class with you, chances are he’d be the annoying first-bencher who always does his homework and asks all the right questions and is the teacher’s pet.

Nachiketa essentially sacrifices himself so as to distract attention from how shoddily his father is performing a ritual sacrifice. His father is the bad Brahmin and Nachiketa, who pursues knowledge even when faced with Yama, is the good Brahmin who is traditionally expected to spend his life in the pursuit of knowledge. This is also interesting because one of the things that is discussed in the Katha Upanishad is privileging the Purusha, or consciousness, over the Brahman, or the supreme universal spirit (not to be confused with the Brahmin, who is the top dog of the caste system). While some schools of thought in Hinduism hypothesise that everything is ultimately absorbed into the Brahman, the Yama-Nachiketa dialogue suggests a dualistic worldview. I suppose if you’re very interested and have a lot of time on your hands, you could draw line from this to modern individualism. Perhaps that’s what Avikunthak intended to do with Katho Upanishad. However, what he has done is simply presented on a video platter selections of the dialogue between Yama and Nachiketa, translated into Hindi from Sanskrit. The handout given to visitors should have included the line: “If the viewer feels so inclined, they may go nuts and start connecting the philosophical dots. The artist wishes you the best of luck.”

A still from Ashish Avikunthak’s Katho Upanishad. Nachiketa is in white and the old man in black is Yama.

Ram Gopal Bajaj and Suvrat Joshi play Yama and Nachiketa. They walk around the forest, speak their lines very slowly and endure long pauses and silences. Sadly, this does not make for riveting cinema. Katho Upanishad dragged, which is not something I expected from Avikunthak’s work. When I’d seen his earlier films, I marvelled at how his imagery sparkled with references and allusions. Not so in Katho Upanishad. The film felt almost uni-dimensional. In the other Avikunthak videos I’ve seen, the pauses are necessary because they give the viewer the time to make the various connections being suggested. Here, the pauses just seemed to draw out something that wasn’t particularly evocative. While it’s possible to draw connections between the seemingly aimless loop of the solitary man in the forest and the Yama-Nachiketa dialogue, showing a man striding on a road with some traffic is not enough to make a connection between the contemporary and the ancient. It looks simply random, like a stray thought that’s been tagged on.

There are interesting concepts in the text of Katha Upanishad, but for the most part, Avikunthak’s film dumped on the viewer the onus of drawing out what is relevant. It falls upon the viewer to decode, understand and apply to contemporary reality. Avikunthak’s film is barely an aid. It may make someone look up the original dialogue but I suspect most viewers will be simply bored. Probably because of my high expectations and resultant patience, I found certain things intriguing. Nature as the abode of Yama, the god of death, was one of them. Also Avikuntak’s Yama is an old man, which isn’t a particularly novel notion, but he’s an old man who seems terribly vulnerable and frayed (who seemed to age as the conversation went on). His shawl is nondescript. His staff seems more resolute than its wielder. As he and Nachiketa walk, you keep worrying about poor Yama slipping and breaking something. Feeling clucking concern for death is a curious thought. Avikunthak’s Yama reminded me of American Gods and the idea of gods losing potency as their worshippers dwindle and the religious schools of thought they embody lose relevance. Can you, in today’s day and age, take the notion of a Vedic fire sacrifice for immortality seriously? What do lines like “Om is the final refuge” mean in a time characterised by right-wingers and gurus like Baba Ramdev and gang? Does the parable of the chariot still connect in an age when “chariot” in reality means those tacky Victorias on Marine Drive, pulled by frail horses? In Yama’s parable, the body is the chariot, the chariot’s horses are the five senses, the mind is the driver, the reins are is the mind and the soul is the passenger. Does that really resonate with anyone anymore?

I don’t think it does and, for me, neither did Avikunthak’s film. Sadly.