Vanity Fair has a superb Gaddafi speech generator here. The form is a little long and while I was filling it in, I was thinking of Reliance’s bleddy 3G connection because I’ve been advised by calmer and maturer minds than mine that the easiest way to get closure is to pay the bastards the money that they claim I owe them. Which means I’m supposed to pay them in the range of about Rs. 2,000 for screwing up my Internet connection. This is not making me happy and, as usual, I’m seriously questioning the wisdom of being both calm and mature. Anyway, so the point is, I was thinking of Reliance while filling up the Qad Libs generator thingie. Can you tell?
going anon and on 
please do not die a pumpkin 😀
you should not pay them. you should throw a strop instead.
Aye aye, cap’n.
Most grateful for that link. I shall send you my Qad Lib as a “return present”.