It’s unlikely that I’ll ever be in a situation where the following sentence, cryptic as it may seem, will be entirely true so I figure I may as well write it down and so have the first genuinely short post on this blog. (Leo, feel free to count the words.)

There is a Swedish vampire preventing me from going to bed, which is why I’ve no choice but to pay attention to a man who is happy to go on record saying things like, “people should be like sanitary napkins”.


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