Simply put, this is brilliant.
Ok, so it might be smothering the English language with all the subtlety of Othello killing Desdemona (what the hell is “FTW”? How long before hashtagging becomes a legitimate verb? And if I hear the word “trending” one more time, I might just have to throttle someone), but how would we be made privy to repartee like this if Twitter didn’t exist? #WIN