Barmy Army

Yes, this will totally convince all strapping young Indian men to join the Army:

Never mind whether or not you’ll get women like those pictured, rejoice that you may well produce such lovely ladies. Fires the patriotic pride and makes you want to gird your loins and sign up right away, doesn’t it?

For those not familiar with Bollywood, the ladies whose mugs you see in that poster are all actresses and starlets whose daddies were — you guessed it — in the Army.