I just watched a hand that is presumably attached to a woman give a bottle of deodorant a hand job:
This was sent to me a few weeks ago but I got creeped out by the red nails and abandoned the video. Mistake. Because there’s a lot more than nails at play here.
The deodorant is called Cobra, which gets stroked to the point where it, well, loses its head and squirts. In case you didn’t find the shape of the bottle and the name of the deodorant suggestive enough, there’s also a squiggly line running down the bottle (“a la dorsal de penis”, as a friend put it, “because a little French sounds sexier”), some bubbling up in the bottle itself and then, finally, a spray.
Perhaps someone could take a bottle and place it on Freud’s tombstone.
going anon and on 
ew – her hands. so huge. there is a vaguely masculine vibe about the hands.